“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.”

Supaah…Aa so coolu.

David Cross & Will Arnett in The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret.

Strong Language Warning.

Those Were The Days My Friend. We Thought They’d Never End.

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If you are a smoker, this blog encourages you to quit.

Hell yeah! Cod Piece rockstar!!

Giovanni Battista Moroni {Wiki}

Portrait of Antonio Navagero 1565 Oil on canvas, 115 x 90 cm Pinacoteca di Brera, Milan

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OMG – Is That What It Is?!

For generations, conventional wisdom stated that you could never sell a book with ‘penis’ in the title – until Quirk’s “Penis Pokeyshattered all of the rules, racking up 100,000 in net sales in just 18 months. In this same tradition comes “How to Live with a Huge Penis” – a gift every man will cherish, regardless of whether or not he actually needs it. Frankly, it’s enough for someone to think he needs it. This hilarious self-help parody is full of compassionate advice for men afflicted with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG).Far too often, these men are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. But Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a message of tolerance and hope, along with hilarious advice on ‘coming out’ to your family, sharing your assets with a partner, and avoiding injury in the workplace. Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, “How to Live with a Huge Penis” will send an uplifting message to men around the world. {Get the Book}

The ‘Taking Woodstock’ poster looks groovy, but can you read it, man?

“I’m actually the kind of dork who makes a point of looking at every single poster whenever I go to my local cinema, so it’s not like when I see this there for the first time I won’t be pressing my nose to it so I can catch every single detail. It’s just, well…” ~ Tim Gunn.

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“We were looking at how we can replace one high-pitched, weedy noise with another high-pitched weedy noise and we came up with Barry Manilow,”~Richard Stokoe

Barry Manilow live in 2008 during a 1960s sketch
Image via Wikipedia

A Sydney council’s “Manilow method” for dispersing unruly teenagers is attracting keen interest overseas from government authorities keen on tackling anti-social behaviour.

Rockdale Council, in Sydney’s southern suburbs, played Barry Manilow tunes over loudspeakers to stop youths hanging around.

In Britain, where campaigners this week called for a ban on a device in use across the UK known as “the Mosquito”, which emits a high-pitched tone audible only to the young, the “Manilow method” is winning support.

Local Government Association (LGA) head of news Richard Stokoe said his organisation was examining the alternative. {Read on – Sydney Muzak attack}

He liked it when I called him daddy.

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I like cats, too. Let’s exchange recipes.

Archives: {New BBQ Rules}

“Wanna See Some Jackie Chan Bollocks?”

Brit Self Defence.

‘It´s all about complete wrist control.’

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My Vain Arf At Looking Sharpei.

Sharpei the towel dog

This is not a bath towel. Please don’t step on it!!!

At a quick glance, one could easily mistook this Sharpei for a towel. The Sharpei is a Chinese breed dog that is well known for its distinctive features of deep wrinkles (towel look) and a blue black tongue. As puppies, Sharpei have numerous wrinkles but will disappear once they mature. It is also once named as one of the world’s rarest dog breeds by Time magazine and the Guiness Book of World Records {Via}