It appears this Government needs a second job

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Buddy of mine ended up marrying his “but she’s got big tits” girlfriend (who also happened to be the bosses daughter). Huge, huge mistake. Now she keeps his balls in a lockbox and he cowers before her like a mound of jello in front of a hungry fat man. Additionally, the rest of her has grown to match those big tits so now the whole shebang is big, not just the dairy pillows.

An employee at Harrods was Fired

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Pot Prank

My favourite part is when he falls off the couch. Sweet.

Masters of Disguise

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The best thing you’ll read today. Chris Rock on #Ferguson.

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