The Shop

A guy passes a shop window and there are a number of wrist watches that catch his eye.

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He goes into the store and asks the bearded man with the yarmulka about the watches.

The bearded man says, “I’m sorry we don’t sell watches here.”

The shopper says, “Well what do you do here?”

The bearded man says, “I’m a moyel, — I perform circumcisions.”

The shopper says, “Well why did you put watches in your window then?”

The moyel says, “What did you want me to put in my window?”

Worst “wait for it” video……….. ever!

Oh, a wise guy, huh?

Little girl saying WHATEVER!

Whats in a Name?

A man called the phone company to complain about his listing in the directory.
“I told you that my last name is Sweady,” he said,
“but you have it listed as Cyirwu.”
“I’m sorry, sir,” the phone company rep said.
“I’ll fix it so it’ll be correct the next time we publish the directory.
Now how do you spell your name?”
“Just like I told you before,” the customer said.
“It’s S as in sea,
W as in why,
E as in eye,
A as in are,
D as in double-u
and Y as in you.”

Some day I’ll be big like mommy

“There’ll be white blackbirds before an unwilling woman ties the knot.” ~ Irish Proverb

This unusual blackbird is attracting bird watchers to a Nottinghamshire country park.

The bird is leucistic, which is a genetic mutation that prevents pigments from being deposited normally in its feathers.

It has been residing for the last four years in the woodland of Rufford Abbey Country Park.

Each year, observers say, it has steadily shed its black feathers for white feathers. {Read on}

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!

Europe According to Italy

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You sir, are on to something.

Painting with shadows and light

 

Art by Rashad Alakbarov from Azerbaijan

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