Awesome. Praise to the learned monk who took the time to write this…

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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a  power beverage  suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible  for a man to  literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can  no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names cocktails’,'highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff  drink’.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.

In India they eat mountains of rice

But let’s pull back for a minute and disentangle ourselves from the immediate situation so we can get the big picture {via}

Bullshit Bingo

He should go to Ireland, where the capital is always dublin

Man loses money trying to double it by marinading

BEIJING, May 12 (Xinhuanet) — A Vietnamese man in Norway who believed that mixing cash with a special liquid could double its value suffered in fact a loss of 35,000 U.S. dollars, according to media reports Monday. This unidentified man was told by a 32-year-old Frenchman that if he mixed the real cash with blank bills and then marinate them in a special liquid for one night, he would have double the amount of the cash.( Read More)

It saddens me to think that this will most likely reach me again within my lifetime

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A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Welshman.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and… put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening…red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get ‘those feelings’ again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear…

‘Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?’

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Well, let’s just wait and see. We’re all going to have a real good time.

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Enter these small shops around the islands of Trinidad and Tobago and you see a sign in hand painted script saying; “Don’t ask for Mr. Credit, I heard he dead.” Behind the wire mesh, the wooden slots small enough for the proprietor to pass a block of blue soap through, there are paraphernalia displaying the righteousness of the place and pictograms painted on the outside to lure customers in by every variety of household items or food menu available. - thebookmann

There’s a tiny camera looking at you right now

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She actually thought the whole thing was pretty funny, She ended up smoking a cigar with me…

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In America, soldiers come home in bags.