Tape Prank

[Earlier Pot Prank]

Let me show you the dance of my people


Tell me how did you manage to stack all the good guys in the same movie?

If you cant decide between 2 things, toss a coin. Not because it will decide for you, but in that brief moment its flipping in the air, you will realize what you really wish for.


It appears this Government needs a second job


Buddy of mine ended up marrying his “but she’s got big tits” girlfriend (who also happened to be the bosses daughter). Huge, huge mistake. Now she keeps his balls in a lockbox and he cowers before her like a mound of jello in front of a hungry fat man. Additionally, the rest of her has grown to match those big tits so now the whole shebang is big, not just the dairy pillows.

An employee at Harrods was Fired



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