I get this kind of disorientation when I visit Malls.

Antarctica is DRIEST continent. Antarctica is a desert, with an absolute humidity lower than the Gobi desert.

Antarctica is COLDEST continent, averaging minus 76 degrees in the winter

Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

Ninety percent of the world’s ice covers Antarctica .

Although covered with ice (all but 0.4% of it, is ice.)

This ice also represents seventy percent of all the fresh water in the world.

As strange as it sounds, however, Antarctica is essentially a desert;

The average yearly total precipitation is about two inches.

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Your language appears to be set to “crazy”. Begging your pardon, kind sir, but what, I must query, the fuck are you talking about? ~ Hagrid


My [31F] Husband [33M] of 4 years doesn’t take our roleplaying serious when we have sex! He purposely takes his characters way over the top!

So we’ve been with eachother for 6 years. Our sex life is just as good as when it started,rp I just wanted to try out some kinkier stuff so I suggested roleplaying. Kevin (husband) was somewhat open to the idea, but also thought it was a bit ridiculous. This is something I’ve always wanted to try, sort of like a fetish. So we got a few costumes, a Cop outfit and a Spy trenchcoat for him, and a nurse and cheerleader outfit for me. All of our roleplaying revolves around one person being in character, and the other interacting with them.

But he takes his roles as a joke! He goes intentionally extreme with the roles. I know he thinks it’s a bit ridiculous, and I know he has more fun when he does this, but I want a real roleplay!

For example, when he dressed up as the Cop, he was supposed to do a stop and frisk, arrest me, etc, but in a sexy way. But instead, he kicks open the door, screams “HANDS UP THIS IS A RAID” and basically tackles me to the bed (this is OKAY it’s NOT ABUSE we have rough dom/sub sex all the time), handcuffs me, literally reads me my Miranda Rights, leaves me there and rummages through the drawers throwing stuff everywhere, pulls out a little baggy of weed and goes apeshit like a cop might. I play a long, try to get him to ‘let me go’ if I can do sexual favours for him. Then we have some rough sex with handcuffs and everything. The actual sex was good but he kept speaking into his fake radio calling for backup, when I was on top he would shout OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN.

With the Spy outfit he would come in and check me for wires and do the whole Pink Panther thing where he says “It is lovely weather we are having” while sneaking to the drapes and then beating the drapes up. I was envisioning a more James Bond-eqsue seduction.

Like, I like the sex, it’s good, but I wanted a more porn-like experience. And it was kinda funny but not what I thought. And I KNOW that he thinks roleplay is ridiculous, and that he is trying to have fun with it but I feel like he doesn’t know what I want. And I don’t hate him for it, he’s a big fuckin goofball in or out of our roles, but I want to have MY experience. How can I tell him this?

Edit: Well this got pretty popular! I appreciate all the advice and that y’all think my husband is funny. He IS funny, which is why I’m not totally cheesed over the situation. I’ll try explaining to him more clearly what I want and then we can try to compromise. I don’t think he’s compensating or nervous, I think he’s just trying to enjoy it the only way he knows how.

tl;dr: Husband doesn’t take roleplay seriously.

{Via Reddit}

At first I was all like ಠ_ಠ But then… I lol’d

“What do I do to make you want me…What have I got to do to be heard… What do I say when it’s all over… And sorry seems to be the hardest word”


They carved something on the beach in bing’s background image. Those dickwads.




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