How’s it ever going to get better if all the Indians lucky enough to have been educated run off to other countries, right?

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Pradeep

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = Carpet salesman
Two Kashmiris = Carpet factory
Three Kashmiris = Terrorist outfit
Four Kashmiris = Shoot-at-sight order

Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = Priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U..S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Mallu
One Mallu = Coconut stall
Two Mallus = A boat race
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket
Four Mallus = Oil slick

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = A milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas = Halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas = A fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas = Mosque-destruction squad

Gujju
One Gujju = Share-broker in a Bombay train
Two Gujjus = Rummy game in a Bombay train
Three Gujjus = Bombay ‘s noisiest restaurant
Four Gujjus = Stock market scam

Andhraite
One Andhraite = Chili farmer
Two Andhraites = Software company in New Jersey
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit
Four Andhraites = Song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie

Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = Footpath vada-pav stall
Two Mumbaikars= Film studio
Three Mumbaikars = Slum
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour

Sindhi
One Sindhi = Currency racket
Two Sindhis = Papad factory
Three Sindhis = Duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association

Marwari
One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community

Haryanavi
One Haryanavi = Tube light
Two Haryanavis = Agriculture
Three Haryannavis = Laathi squad
Four Haryanavis = Actually just one was enough

Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis = Booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis = Train capture.
Four Biharis = Caste riots
Five Biharis = Entire literate population of Patna

Bengali
One Bengali = Poet
Two Bengalis = A film society
Three Bengalis = Political party
Four Bengalis = Two political parties
More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis = Assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis = Combined IQ equal to one

Kannadiga
One Kannadiga = Deve Gowda
Two Kannadigas = Deve Gowda with his son Kumarswamy
Three Kannadigas = Rivals of Deve Gowda family
Four Kannadigas = Total no of Kannadigas in Bengaluru