No, dude, just wait till we get to 2012. That’s where all the good shit is gonna be happening.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven’t got tickets.
The Scotsman looks around, picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
“McTavish, Scotland ” he says, “Discus” and in he walks.

The Englishman looks around, picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
“Waddington-Smythe, England ” he says, “Pole vault” and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
“O’Malley, Ireland ,” he says, “Fencing”.

You should have gone ahead and put it on your album, mate. I would have gladly paid the fine for you.

Perform this way – “Weird Al” Yankovic‘s Parody of Lady Gaga’s ‘Born this way’

Ha! Ha! Loved the camera.

Thats some James Bond shit bro!

Always be nice, you never know who’s watching.

Click this link and then wait

If nothing happens drag the beer to the right whilst holding the left mouse button down.

Bird, hit by a horse in their general direction.

Those ladies were at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

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