Could we also stop using the word ‘dumbification,’ please? The proper term is “retardification”.

“Where the f*** is all this water coming from?” – Captain of the Titanic

 

You should have gone ahead and put it on your album, mate. I would have gladly paid the fine for you.

Perform this way – “Weird Al” Yankovic‘s Parody of Lady Gaga’s ‘Born this way’

Ha! Ha! Loved the camera.

Thats some James Bond shit bro!

Always be nice, you never know who’s watching.

Click this link and then wait

If nothing happens drag the beer to the right whilst holding the left mouse button down.

Bird, hit by a horse in their general direction.

Those ladies were at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

He who sleeps cannot catch fish.

Next, I’d like them to make a vending machine that sells vending machines.

You’re, like, the coolest canine I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know…