Also likes dunking for french fries.

You should know that these are worshiped by certain people.

He who forgets the pasta is doomed to reheat it.

{Via Blameitonthevoices}

Diesel High on Helium = Win

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Someone had to stand up and say ‘We have to sweeten these lectures.’ You know what sweeten means, right? That’s a showbiz term for “add sugar to”.

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Welcome to Earth. We have a generous supply of weirdos.

A blonde with big cans? Yeahhh…I think I can get on board for that.

Some people are just too stubborn to learn how to cook for themselves.

{Via} Last minute words for those about to make that big leap. Posted in the Men’s Room at an Engagement Ring Store.

The amazing video

“Intense as Hell and Doing it Well”