Screw em. They’ll learn soon enough.

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Big plans are a-brewin’. Someone’s gonna fry for your sins.

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Did he died?

If I found a thief in my house, I’d probably act as one too. Laugh and give him a hug. He’d think I was there first and politely leave.

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Getting shi* done

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Don’t need a reason to be lazy. Being lazy is the reason.

His wife didn’t believe that he got a tan until she saw it.

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