Did he died?

If I found a thief in my house, I’d probably act as one too. Laugh and give him a hug. He’d think I was there first and politely leave.


Getting shi* done

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Don’t need a reason to be lazy. Being lazy is the reason.

His wife didn’t believe that he got a tan until she saw it.

I’ll just leave this here.

Sharing is caring but I don’t care.

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