Is it on Monday mornings that Gravity is the strongest?

Saddle up pardner

DAMN, YO, CHECK OUT DAT CAR CHAASE

The only thing that stopped him from getting better was stepping on his own dick on Twitter

flip flops

The President Flip Flops – {BUY} {Via}

Dude, we’re not a bunch of idiots. We know about the value of condoms.

Your language appears to be set to “crazy”. Begging your pardon, kind sir, but what, I must query, the fuck are you talking about? ~ Hagrid

Whenever Ween comes up in conversation, I’m obliged to point out that I went to high school with them. Nice guys.

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