DAMN, YO, CHECK OUT DAT CAR CHAASE

The Ultimate Green Car

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That dude has some balls to risk getting them crushed like that.

That is a sweet haul!

“After your first day of cycling one dream is inevitable. A memory of motion lingers in the muscles of your legs, and round and round they seem to go. You ride through Dreamland on wonderful dream bicycles that change and grow.” ~ H.G.Wells

Soft-Ride Bike Has Steel Tires, And You Can Ride It Now

 

Fire up the Bugatti. Car trouble in Italy.

The Audi Quattro from the BBC series Ashes To ...

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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them “It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.”

“Vot do you mean it’s illegal?” asks the German driver.

“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.

“Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile” the German says unbelievingly. “Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons”

“You canta pulla thata one on me!” replies the Italian customs officer. “Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law.”

The German driver replies angrily, “You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!”

“Sorry” responds the Italian officer, “He can’ta come now. He’sa verry busy witha tha two guys who just came in that Fiat Uno”

This is Russian wizardry my good sir.

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