Saddle up pardner

After almost being a catastrophe our feline goes yay!

Close, but you’re way off. We give you an E for effort.

almost-18

Your fang my kin. My beak your head.

…and you thought it would be a ONE sided contest, did you?

I’m a Cockatoo, but right after taking a bong hit I swear, I can speak and type in Doglish for a few bark bark bark barkbark.

Cockatoo thinks he is a Dog and barks at cars passing by on the street.

“Ladies and Gentlemen – you probably were expecting me to give you a speech. But I am no good at public speaking. So you’ll be pleased to hear that I am going to tell you a story instead. What’s more, it’s a true story…no, it really is”

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