Furniture Disease

Matt went into Doc Smith’s office for his annual checkup, 1343344431484_9630012
and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.
That left it pretty wide open for Matt, so he told the Doc that he found it real strange
how his suit must’ve shrunk just sitting’ in his closet, because it didn’t fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
The Doc said, “Suits don’t shrink just sitting’ there.
You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt.”
“That’s just it, Doc, I know I haven’t gained a single pound since the last time I wore it.”
“Well, then,” said Doc,
“You must have a case of Furniture Disease.”
“What in the world is Furniture Disease?” Matt asked.
“Furniture Disease, Matt,” explained the Doc, ”
is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts sliding’ down into your drawers.”

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