Simple Wisdom


  • Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
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  • Keep a change of clothes at the office.
  • Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
  • Every hat should serve a purpose.
  • Never take her to the movies on the first date.
  • Learn to wet shave.
  • Nothing looks more badass than a well-tailored suit.
  • Shave with the grain on the first go-around.
  • Never pass up the chance to pee.
  • Always look people in the eye when you talk with them.
  • Buy a plunger before you need a plunger
  • Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.
  • A small amount of every paycheck should go directly into your savings account.
  • Call Mom and Dad every week.
  • Never wear a clip-on tie.
  • Give a firm handshake.
  • Compliment her shoes.
  • Never leave a pint unfinished.
  • If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come around.
  • You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
  • Be conscious of your body language.
  • Never point a gun at someone unless you intend to shoot them.
  • Always stand to shake someone’s hand.
  • Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.
  • Ask more than you answer. Everybody loves to talk about themselves.
  • Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.
  • Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.
  • Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
  • Go with the decision that will end up making a good story.
  • When you walk, look straight ahead (not at your feet).
  • Nice guys don’t finish last – boring guys do.
  • Choose your battles. Not everything is worth fighting over.
  • Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.
  • Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
  • No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect.
  • No matter how famous or popular they are, everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time.
  • The most important thing to learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen; it’s your job to overcome them.
  • The first one to get angry loses.
  • A man does what needs to be done without complaining.
  • Never stop learning.
  • Always go out in public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.
  • Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy.
  • If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
  • Luck favors the prepared.
  • Women find confidence sexy as hell.
  • Do whatever you want to do, but be the best at it.
  • No one is on their deathbed wishing they had spent more time at work.

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