TEST FOR COLLEGE ATHLETES


Open Book. Time Limit: 3 Weekscolath

1. What language is spoken in Russia?

2. Present a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular

reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions;

-OR- provide the first/last name of God.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) sail the ocean (b) lead an army,

or (c) WRITE A PLAY?

4. What religion is the Pope: (a) Pakistani (b) Japanese (c) Agnostic

(d) Is the Pope Catholic?

5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. How many commandments was Moses given (approximately)?

7. What are people in America’s far north called? (a) Southerners

(b) Not Southerners.

8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being

George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

9. Can you explain Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no.

10. What are coat hangers used for, other than unlocking car doors?

11. Which part of America produces the most oranges? (a) New York

(b) Canada (c) Belgium (d) FLORIDA.

12. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?

13. Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

14. Where does the rain come from? (a) The sky.

15. Essay: In 20 words or less, list all of the words you know.

(HINT: These are words.)

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