He who dies with the most toys, wins.
He who plays with the most toys, wins,
He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
They were our toys first.
There are many toy makers.
The toys made themselves
Church of Christ, Scientist
We are the toys
Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to Hell if we catch you selling yours.
All toys are fine with us.
Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants
Let me borrow that doll for a second.
To heck with the rulebook, let’s play!
He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Seventh Day Adventist
He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ
He whose toys make music, loses.
Once played, always played.
He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
He whose toys can talk, wins.
Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Toys? What do I need toys for?
I’m selling. You buying?
First Kinky Church
You bet your ass we got toys.
First American Church
We play only with cowboy toys.
Church of Scientology
Toys ‘R Us.
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