He who dies with the most toys wins.


Capitalism

He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hare Krishna
He who plays with the most toys, wins,
Catholicism
He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican
They were our toys first.
Polytheism
There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism
The toys made themselves
Church of Christ, Scientist
We are the toys
Communism
Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to Hell if we catch you selling yours.
B’Hai
All toys are fine with us.
Amish
Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism
The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants
Voodoo
Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism
To heck with the rulebook, let’s play!
Hinduism
He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Seventh Day Adventist
He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ
He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist
Once played, always played.
Jehovah’s Witnesses
He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism
He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism
Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism
Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism
We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
Agnosticism
It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Apathy
Toys? What do I need toys for?
Judaism
I’m selling. You buying?
First Kinky Church
You bet your ass we got toys.
First American Church
We play only with cowboy toys.
Church of Scientology
Toys ‘R Us.

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