God summons President Barack Obama, Chinese Leader Hu Jintao and French President Nicolas Sarkozy to a meeting.
He then tells them that he has decided to end the world in 3 days and orders them to tell their people.
President Obama has a television speech to America and says,
“I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that there is a God.
The bad news is that he will destroy the world in 3 days.”
Leader Hu has a television speech to the Chinese people.
He tells them,
“I have bad news and worse news.
The bad news is that there is a God.
The worse news is that the world is going to end in 3 days
and you’re all going to hell.”
President Sarkozy goes on television and tells the French people,
“I have good news and better news.
The good news is that there is a God and he spoke to me!
The better news is that the European economic crisis
will be over in 3 days!!!”