The proof is in the drinking!

Some typical alcoholic beverages.
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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day,  at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilogram of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilogram of shit.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so! It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE – It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!

It is for you people to judge, I am not advising you to drink. You can still consume filtered/distilled water.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.

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