And that’s when the fight started…

Joke #1:
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to [...]

Susie was so excited when Mom told her she had a surprise in store for her for prom night! Little did she know her surprise was cousin Marvin in a pin-striped suit…

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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom ~ Aristotle

It  is a myth that when a son gets married and a new  daughter-in-law arrives in the  family,  everything  changes.  
Some  daughters-in-law are well trained and well  mannered….They don’t come to change the  family, they are here to…
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The  new wife (progressive Indian woman of today),  was being welcomed at the husband’s home in [...]

Being Human.

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“Get in the tub, please.”

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“If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?” ~ Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin ~ Get A Copy

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“In the end, what we regret most are the chances we never took.” ~ Frasier Crane.

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We are in the third phase of society. No longer do we ask “How will we eat?” for we have our food easily available. No longer do we ask “Why do we eat?” for existential quandaries no longer matter. Now, we only ask “Where shall we eat lunch?”

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“The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.”~ Dennis S. Brown

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Every Day A Different New. These Japs They Never Fail To Surprise.

What’s the time, dude?

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