Look who’s talking

Remember, when you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam [...]

Holy shi*, this guy just made south Asian men sexy again.

Jeppiar – The Funny Education Seller The President of Tamil Nadu Private Engg Colleges Association is a Funny “English” “Professor” {archive} updated 9 March 2011 Fathers give girls fresh… I give fathers girls fresh… (Spoken on the opening day!)??? We all one umbrella When jesus born only some Christiany, one day all Christiany… Girls girls [...]

This just put a giant smile on my face.

A bit of cultural news for a welcome change.

David Is To Be Returned To Italy. After a two year loan to the United States,  Michelangelo’s David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were:

I have much experience coding stealth functions in Java, I believe I could finish the project for about $5,000 USD in about 3 weeks.With the money you save you could build toilets instead. Please contact me.

2 Billion for R&D for a stealth aircraft? Good luck India to spend heavily on new stealth fighter India: Land of many cell phones, fewer toilets

Coming from Dubya, that’s the wittiest thing I’ve read in a while.

On his visit to Camp David, I introduced Putin to our Scottish terrier, Barney. He wasn’t very impressed. On my next trip to Russia, Vladimir asked if I wanted to meet his dog, Koni. Sure, I said. As we walked the birch-lined grounds of his dacha, a big black Labrador came charging across the lawn. [...]

This guy must be on ecstasy, he is smilin’ too much, I think we have probably grounds for a search and mobile drug test here.

On the way back from picking up something at the grocery store, I was walking down the street I live on and a cop car drove past. I was in a good mood, and despite reading many a horrible story about police officers abusing their power I respect the police and understand the vast majority [...]

A very honorable decision, I wish nothing but the best of luck for you.

Image by SOCIALisBETTER via Flickr With a pile of 300 résumés on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest. “Throw away 250 résumés?” I asked, shocked. “What if the best candidates are in there?” “You have a point,” [...]

Does the rest of the world grasp how awesome this word map is?

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