I just couldn’t decide if this was really post worthy.

George: Listen to the comeback: ‘Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They’re running outta you.’ [Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer stare blankly at him] George: Wha…You gotta be kidding me?! Elaine: How ’bout this one? How ’bout, ‘Your cranium called. It’s got some space to rent.’? George: What does that mean? Jerry: Hey, here you [...]

A little of this and that.

Minimalist art, movie posters. {Via}

Tilt Shift Photography

“Tilt-shift photography” refers to the use of camera movements on small- and medium-format cameras, and sometimes specifically refers to the use of tilt for selective focus, often for simulating a miniature scene. Sometimes the term is used when the shallow depth of field is simulated with digital postprocessing; the name may derive from the tilt-shift [...]

Took a leaf and cut it. Ah! what a relief.

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Finally A Keyboard for Old Men!

There’s nothing worse than a snotty doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my penis,” he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded office and say things like that.” “Why not? [...]

Enthusiasm, you just can’t put a price tag on it.

IMA

A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. “You ok?” she asks. “Yes.” He replies. “You can go and play with the other kids you [...]

Twenty Something

Graffiti

That is the coolest table ever – an adult version would be so much fun at dinner parties!