Very Very Clever…Well Done…Have A Bone.

The Lexophiles are in wordy Love.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole leftside was cut off? He’s all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher [...]

Behold that awesomeness that is this most unique of lumberjacks.

The warnings…they were right in front of our faces!

The Cat Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice on Lifetime Maintenance (Quirk Books) The Dog Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice on Lifetime Maintenance

Treebeard’s first and only porn, sadly cancelled for being too slow paced, as if the characters were rooted down somehow. Damn Nature, You Horny!

It has been some time since I laughed out this loud. SNSFW.
Superb.

Some good tips for the “considerate men” throughout the globe.

Image via Wikipedia Men’s Consideration for Women : It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than [...]

“Maybe she could also work a voodoo globe so that it could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.”

Upbeat Serbian Songs

Meet Britain’s smallest mum.

Britain’s smallest mum told today how her baby son already towers above her – aged just 14 months. Proud Amanda Moore, 25, became the shortest woman ever to give birth in the UK when son Aidan was delivered by Caesarean section last year. She suffers from a rare bone disease which has left her measuring [...]

David Belle – Parkour – Free Running.

A practitioner of parkour is called a traceur if male, or traceuse if female. from the French Movie Banlieue 13 / District 13