Smile, it’s Spring Time.

This is wrong. Get up. Tap those wallets and…Help.

Wikileaks temporarily shuts down due to lack of funds Whistleblowing website says it cannot continue without public donations and has appealed for cash The whistleblowing website Wikileaks has temporarily shut down because of a lack of funds. The site, which has been a major irritant to governments and big businesses since it launched in 2007, [...]

Get Out of The Way You Fargin Iceholes! She’s Mine.

Mickey Rourke – Respeck.

“The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.”

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Words of Wisdom. WoW

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First new monster in years, and we almost couldn’t get to see the nice little gun.

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I don’t trust this guy any further than I can throw him.

At some point in junior high school, my class had to read A Hanging by George Orwell. I asked what was meant by the phrase “…that bobbing gait of the Indian who never straightens his knees”. My teacher informed me that there are no chairs in India, and that, that somehow interferes with the proper development of their knees.

I was talking (whispering) in class. Ms. Hranek’s class. Teach: “Why are you talking? Who do you think you are? Superman?” Me: “No.” Teach: “If you’re Superman, why don’t you show everyone how you can fly around?” Me: “But I’m not Superman.” Teach: “Well then, go ahead! Fly around!” Me: “I can’t fly around.” Teach: [...]

Bobby Mcferrin hacks into brains

Do You Insult Like a 10 Year Old? Shame on You, by the Way. Here Are a Few That Would Let You be the Kind of Insulting Man, You Wannabe.

Image by Ben Dodson via Flickr “Calm down.” …your name is beautiful. I constantly use this on a few choice people. Really grinds their gears. I never thought it was so bad until my girlfriend (now wife) got extremely mad at me for saying it to her. You’re “A hot mess.” I would just let [...]