I once sat with my number one, el supremo smile before my typewriter, a farsighted blur pasted to my eyeballs while trying to create some chart topping music.

Take me I’m heading for the station. Take me and I need some transportation. Take me so I reach my destination.

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Pursuit of Harpyness – PoH

“In space, no one can hear you wear a hat.”

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“You are a woman, aren’t you?”*

Ouch! # “Still throwing spears?” (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002) # “If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban [...]

My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car. I can’t believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.

I just felt I had to do this, so that you may do it more often.

Ethan Bortnick? Here is your chance…

Ethan Bortnick The virtual Piano

Reckon she knew he likes frolicking in the lollipop meadow every now and then.

You don’t want to miss this one.

Real skill comes without effort ~ Li Mu Bai