“Dodge this.”

Image via Wikipedia A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss. One evening all of his daughters [...]

It’s so boring here that telemarketing calls can keep you entertained. Let me explain.

Image by v3rbo.com via Flickr 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all [...]

“Be excellent to each other!” ~ Abraham Lincoln, in Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Image by Dunechaser via Flickr At a recent computer exposition (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If General Motors had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.” In response to [...]

Pure poetry is pure fiction. Pure fiction is pure poetry.

Image via Wikipedia Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, Still I sat there, doing spredsheets: Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer. Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked [...]

Who Says Hardly Any Work Happens On New Year’s Eve?

Happy 2010!!! Click and follow.

Turns out these guys make some kick ass music though.

The scary thing is that the comma is actually there, but you just can’t see it. It doesn’t want to be noticed, after all, it just wants to blend in with the environment. Stealthy, sneaky, almost ninja-like in its ability to drift just outside our sphere of perception. Behold that awesomeness that is this most unique of wild creatures…the Comma Chameleon.

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Reading Is Fundamental.

The Dangerous Book for Boys Free time is increasingly hard to come by in the life of the modern child, making it all the more important to help them make the most of it. The Dangerous Book for Boys is a sort of handbook written to revive interest in the sort of activities boys used [...]

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Jason Werry’s girlfriend gave Jason Werry a gun. She can give him a gun but she can’t make him a sammich.

An apparent family disagreement over lunch and name-calling turned into a violent confrontation involving a candleholder, guns and a bite to the arm, according to records released Monday. Clue – 3 Different Surprise Endings! – (Widescreen Collection) Jason Matthew Werry, 26, faces felony charges of aggravated domestic battery and possession of a firearm by a [...]