Man, these kids chew propositions while spitting out extraordinary quotes.

Voted best joke in Ireland [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED] A teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious” . Roland the teacher’s pet, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious.” “Well done, Roland,” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try?” Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, [...]

Can You Feel the Groove?

{No groove?}

Ha, the next photo is of a dog eating Sushi.

I make Youtube Videos…It’s supporting my entire family for now.

God, those UN types are a*sho*es. I saw Ban-Ki Moon holding down the Zimbabwean currency the other day while saying “quit devaluing yourself! quit devaluing yourself!”

THAT’S IT, BROTHER! RELEASE YOUR RAGE!

Image via Wikipedia A Marine Drill Sergeant noticed a new recruit and barked at him, ‘Get your ass over here! What’s your name?” “Paul,” the new recruit replied. “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bullshit they’re teaching in boot camp today, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the sergeant [...]

‘Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.’ ~ Robin Williams

Image by jcoterhals via Flickr A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the woman thanks the judge and says, “Now I have to arrange for a Ghet.” The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. [...]

The boy said to his grandmother: “Balls!” And she passed out.

{Via Nataliedee}

We’ve no wikipedia entry. Can someone sort that?

Image via Wikipedia Read The 10 best of their pick of the best: {via- best of wikipedia} Dunning-Kruger Effect The Dunning–Kruger effect is an example of cognitive bias in which “…people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it”. They therefore suffer an illusory [...]

The power of the group can be leveraged to design and build a perfectly functioning crazy phone, and then to talk it all the way to CrazyTown.

Top 10 phones of 2008 10. Asus Aura 9. Triple Watch – Though the idea of a cellphone watch is not so new, the TripleWatch designed by Manon Maneenawa has an interesting triple flip technique that allows the user to transform the watch into a normal cellphone. When used as a wrist watch, the phone [...]