Dude, Get up! People are starting to stare.

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Thought you might want to find some new girls with talent.

High school girls like it when their senior prom dress is one of a kind. Rachel Cunningham didn’t have to worry about that. She constructed her dress, and her date’s tuxedo, out of duct tape. {Read on} {More}

“Well, that’s what you get for electing Chimpy McFuckup as President” If only all the Americans had but one collective hand, so that I might high-five them all simultaneously for electing Chimpy for the 2nd time.

Why are you laughing? I’m trying hard to argue with (t)his statement.

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the  No. 10. Downing street. One is an English worker, another is a scottish worker, and the third is an Indian worker. All three go with a No.10 offical to examine the fence. English contractor takes out a tape measure & does some measuring, then [...]

Fail again…

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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Paid.

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“Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.”~ Sylvester Stallone.

Image by Laughing Squid via Flickr A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world [...]

Do you like to gamble? Gamble balls on pool games?

WTF? Yeah, and a Classic too…

Man…why can’t I have voices in my head telling me awesome jokes all the time?

The Newlywed Game A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, ‘I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.’ The husband replies, ‘That’s no big thing in this day and age.’ The wife continues, ‘Yeah, I’ve been with one [...]