Sharks sure have a gummy smile.

Job Interview Questions from the Future

Image by slushpup via Flickr With machines doing 100% of the production work, creativity became the driving force for the advancement of the human race. This of course changed the methods of applying for a job considerably. Resumes were no longer sufficient (unless they were used for parody), and many jobs were now hinged on [...]

The dyslexic call it – wodner bar.

Image via Wikipedia HERE’S a bra that gets the message across – it lifts the bust when a girl fancies a fella. The “smart memory bras” have heat-sensitive foam that pushes up boobs as sexual attraction causes body temperature to rise. As the body cools the foam relaxes and the bust appears normal again. Inventors [...]

A promise is a promise?

Silvio Berlusconi put his future on the line yesterday, announcing that he would resign if he was “caught lying” about his relationship to Noemi Letizia, 18, the aspiring model at the centre of the Italian Prime Minister’s divorce battle. His version of events leading up to their meeting at Ms Letizia’s birthday party was immediately [...]

When creative juices contain pulp…

Sony played this mind-boggling video at their executive Conference this year.

ok, lets just take this photo…dont be a dick and ruin it by making a stupid face…ok?

Dating in the future across the street from Ben Dover.

{Dating Tips}

I just had surgery and this caused me to laugh quite painfully.Thanks.

Image by Justin.Beck via Flickr An Italian guy and a Jewish guy went out to a very expensive restaurant for dinner one night. Finally, the waiter came over and asked, “Who should I give the check to?” The Italian guy said, “Give it to me. I’ll take care of everything.” “Fine,” said the waiter. The [...]

55 Fiction

Image by bartvandamme via Flickr “Careful, honey, it’s loaded”, he said, re-entering the bedroom. Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?” “No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional” “How about me?” He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?” She wet her lips, sighting along the [...]

C’mon — I can’t be the only one who laughed his ass off at this

Image via Wikipedia An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time [...]