Australia unveil new One Day uniform for next world cup

A guy just can’t own too many tools.

I just bought this new gauge from Bunnings. It takes a while to learn all the settings but I’m pretty handy, and was patient, so I figured it out eventually. You know for sure with this gauge, there is no more guessing! It’s just so much fun to use. I really love it!!! Child’s Prayer [...]

I get my news from Comedy Central and when I need to laugh I turn to Fox News

Image by Getty Images via Daylife Prince Charles was driving around his mother’s estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would [...]

Sir, you are an idiot despite what you might think!

Image via Wikipedia Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil started, “Due to [...]

For every angry taliban boy there is a girl willing to be beaten

You skew with the bull you get the horns.

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.  The Taliban asked, ‘Do you have water?’ The Jewish man replied, [...]

15 years ago and Calvin can’t be wrong.He’s a time traveler. Obviously.

Oh come on, the crisp sound of the effervescence rising to the mouth of the bottle, now THAT is the most satisfying sound on the entire planet.

Image by julkastro via Flickr Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin .  In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later.  She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers [...]

Oh wait, there doesn’t seem to be a Wikipedia entry on it, so I guess it didn’t happen.

To show my appreciation for the effort that went into this, if you came to my town, I would surely bow down.

Cover of Barack Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, “Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?” Obama asks. Mahmud replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.” Obama says, “You [...]