More praise to the learned monk

In Pharmacology, all
drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade
name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called
Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called
Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been
looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team
of government experts,
it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what
to do with them.

If you don’t send
this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing
in the world.

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