Put The Needle on The Record and the Drum Beat Goes Like This…

I’m 22 and about to have sex with my girl for the first time. Any recommendations for making this occasion more romantic?

Put on your robe and wizard hat.

Remember, Pics or it didn’t happen.

Use a condom. And post pics later.

Minimize firefox and turn off your monitor. I’ve heard eye-contact is helpful in these situations.

Obligatory lewd comment involving some sort of anal sex reference.

To make the evening truly memorable and particularly romantic, be absolutely sure to follow the advice of anonymous internet nerds.