Bob and more…

Having lost out in cricket, Pakistan is trying it’s hand at a new sport— Bob Sleighing!
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According to “Nature Biotechnology“, scientists have implanted human DNA into female sheep. But is that really new?……Lonely Australian farmers have been doing that for years
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…from the investigative bureau……
Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth’s surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs …the tallest ones, anyway.
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…Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept………..
Musharraf:”Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs…I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..”
Bush: “What buildings?….What people??”
Musharraf: “Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush:” It’s eight in the morning.”
Musharraf:” Oops! sorry…Will call back in an hour!”
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General Peter Pace, who is the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff unning our war in Iraq, was speaking out about gays in the military. e says he doesn’t want any gays in the military. He thinks that omosexuality is immoral. You know what, general? You can say what ou want about gays, but at least they know when it’s time to pull ut of a s**thole. (Bill Maher)
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and here’s another version doing the rounds…..

The two people responsible for our eviction from the World Cup……..

Indira Gandhi…for creating Bangla Desh

….and Hanuman…for not destroying Lanka completely.
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“A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.”– Anonymous
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“There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life — happiness, freedom, and peace of mind — are always attained by giving them to someone else.”:
Peyton Conway March (1864-1955) US Army General, US Army Chief of Staff during the final year of WWI

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