18th Birthday

Today my baby girl’s 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last Child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those Damn payments to my baby’s momma!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, “Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be getting from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the ’spression on yo mama’s face.”

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the ’spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, “Now what yo momma say ’bout dat?”

“She say to tell you that “you ain’t my daddy and watch the ’spression On yo face!”